Stank Breath Mints
Damn, Bro, Take 10!
Something wicked this way comes ... from your mouth!
Nothing challenges a relationship like a nasty case of butt breath. If a simple "hello" from someone you care about makes your eyes water and nostril hairs curl, it's time to do everyone a favor and whip out your trusty tin of Stank Breath Mints. The sweet wintergreen mints inside are guaranteed to save the day!
Be the Answer
So, you love 'em, but that rank aroma emanating from their gob is something you just can't hang with. With the help of some Stank Breath Mints, you can be the solution! Cheaper than family therapy, marriage counseling, finding a new job, or forfeiting every last article of clothing your best friend has "forgotten" to return, there's really no end to the problem-solving power that is packed into this funny tin.
Loaded with funk-stomping wintergreen breath mints, this hilarious novelty gift for adults and teens makes the perfect silly stocking stuffer, unisex white elephant gift, or addition to birthday gift bags, care packages, or Easter baskets for kids, teens, and grownups alike.
- BREATH SO STRONG, IT CALLS FOR SOMETHING SPECIAL – Unpleasant breath happens, but when you’re growing more concerned that someone’s been eating week-old roadkill every time they open their mouth, it’s time to whip out the big guns – Stank Breath Mints!
- CLEAR THE AIR FOR EVERYONE’S SAKE – Stank Breath wintergreen mints have your back, and your breath, when you’re afraid your mouth is a lethal weapon. Packed with 1 oz. of delicious breath fresheners, everyone around you will breathe easier when you’re carrying a tin of these pint-sized powerhouses. Contains approximately 165 wintergreen mints.
- FUNNY STOCKING STUFFERS FOR KIDS, TEENS, AND ADULTS – Stank Breath Mints will give everyone a hearty laugh and start Christmas morning on a silly, memorable note. Finding this funny gag gift in their stockings will give everyone in the room a reason to smile.
- WEIRD GAG GIFTS ARE THE BEST GIFTS – Sliding a tin of goofy mints into a care package, gift basket, Christmas stocking, or Secret Santa gift gives friends and family an extra special surprise for birthdays, holidays, or just because you’re thinking of them. Were you invited to a White Elephant Party and have no idea what to get? Stank Breath Mints are just what you need to win the day!
- MADE IN THE USA – Fighting conversation-killing funk-mouth everywhere.
- BREATH SO STRONG, IT CALLS FOR SOMETHING SPECIAL – Unpleasant breath happens, but when you’re growing more concerned that someone’s been eating week-old roadkill every time they open their mouth, it’s time to whip out the big guns – Stank Breath Mints!
- CLEAR THE AIR FOR EVERYONE’S SAKE – Stank Breath wintergreen mints have your back, and your breath, when you’re afraid your mouth is a lethal weapon. Packed with 1 oz. of delicious breath fresheners, everyone around you will breathe easier when you’re carrying a tin of these pint-sized powerhouses. Contains approximately 165 wintergreen mints.
- FUNNY STOCKING STUFFERS FOR KIDS, TEENS, AND ADULTS – Stank Breath Mints will give everyone a hearty laugh and start Christmas morning on a silly, memorable note. Finding this funny gag gift in their stockings will give everyone in the room a reason to smile.
- WEIRD GAG GIFTS ARE THE BEST GIFTS – Sliding a tin of goofy mints into a care package, gift basket, Christmas stocking, or Secret Santa gift gives friends and family an extra special surprise for birthdays, holidays, or just because you’re thinking of them. Were you invited to a White Elephant Party and have no idea what to get? Stank Breath Mints are just what you need to win the day!
- MADE IN THE USA – Fighting conversation-killing funk-mouth everywhere.
