Ass Wipes
Cleans Dirty Asses!
A filthy ass is both uncomfortable and unsightly, and nobody wants any part of that business. People talk. Don't set your ass up for unfair judgment and ridicule, grab a pack of Ass Wipes, and get to work!
Ass Wipes antibacterial wipes are your first defense against dirty ass germs. Even the most stubborn case of cooties is no match for a good, thorough ass-wipin'!
Do You Know An Asswipe?
Have you been dealing with a genuine asswipe? Coworker? Friend? Relative? They may smell like roses, but we all know they're all asswipes. When their attitude reeks, pass them a pack of Ass Wipes and suggest they clean up their act.
FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY. DON'T USE IN SENSITIVE AREAS. OUCH!
- NOBODY LIKES A DIRTY ASS – Friends don’t let friends walk around with a raging case of dirty ass donkey funk. Pass the Wipes, amigo!
- COVERS ALL SORTS OF COMMON ASS PROBLEMS – A pack of these Wipes is the perfect solution to leading ass-related situations such as: Smartasses, Jackasses, and Asshats. The discreet travel size pack is ideal for wipe concealment, so those asses won't even see them coming.
- HILARIOUS UNISEX GAG GIFT FOR FRIENDS, FAMILY, AND COWORKERS – Laughter makes the world a happier place. Surprise someone with an unexpected donkey-kick in the funny bone with a package of Azz Wipes.
- A HEALTHY DOSE OF HUMOR – Not only is this funny donkey gift sure to crack your friends up, they’re also powerful wipes. Hilarious and handy are a winning combination.
- A WACKY, WEIRD GIFT FOR ANY OCCASION: Azz Wipes are an awesome addition to gift baskets, birthday presents, Christmas stocking stuffers, or care packages. They’re also perfect for Secret Santa gifts or White Elephant Gift Exchanges.
- NOBODY LIKES A DIRTY ASS – Friends don’t let friends walk around with a raging case of dirty ass donkey funk. Pass the Wipes, amigo!
- COVERS ALL SORTS OF COMMON ASS PROBLEMS – A pack of these Wipes is the perfect solution to leading ass-related situations such as: Smartasses, Jackasses, and Asshats. The discreet travel size pack is ideal for wipe concealment, so those asses won't even see them coming.
- HILARIOUS UNISEX GAG GIFT FOR FRIENDS, FAMILY, AND COWORKERS – Laughter makes the world a happier place. Surprise someone with an unexpected donkey-kick in the funny bone with a package of Azz Wipes.
- A HEALTHY DOSE OF HUMOR – Not only is this funny donkey gift sure to crack your friends up, they’re also powerful wipes. Hilarious and handy are a winning combination.
- A WACKY, WEIRD GIFT FOR ANY OCCASION: Azz Wipes are an awesome addition to gift baskets, birthday presents, Christmas stocking stuffers, or care packages. They’re also perfect for Secret Santa gifts or White Elephant Gift Exchanges.
