I Pooped Today Mints
Have you ever sat on the toilet and took a dump that was so satisfying that your whole body just seemed more relaxed? Maybe you had a strenuous one that left you short of breath and praying for relief? Either way, you deserve I Pooped Today Mints. When you drop the kids off at the pool, it's a big deal, and it's only natural to celebrate the victory. You may end up leaving the bathroom a toxic wasteland out of Mad Max, but there's no reason your breath can't smell like wintergreen. Make sure it's your butt that smells and not your breath.
- RELIEF WORTHY OF CELEBRATION - Enjoy the moment of successful restroom visits with I Pooped Today Mints.
- FRESH BREATH AFTER POLLUTING THE AIR - Keep your breath fresh and minty, even after those memorable bathroom moments.
- FUNNY STOCKING STUFFERS FOR MEN AND WOMEN - Perfect for gifting on occasions like over-the-hill birthdays, retirement parties, or as a humorous surprise.
- FUNNY OVER THE HILL ITEM - Add a touch of humor to your holiday festivities with I Pooped Today Mints as a stocking stuffer or White Elephant gift.
- MADE IN THE USA - Celebrate your bathroom victories and bring a smile to your face with these hilarious and refreshing mints.
- RELIEF WORTHY OF CELEBRATION - Enjoy the moment of successful restroom visits with I Pooped Today Mints.
- FRESH BREATH AFTER POLLUTING THE AIR - Keep your breath fresh and minty, even after those memorable bathroom moments.
- FUNNY STOCKING STUFFERS FOR MEN AND WOMEN - Perfect for gifting on occasions like over-the-hill birthdays, retirement parties, or as a humorous surprise.
- FUNNY OVER THE HILL ITEM - Add a touch of humor to your holiday festivities with I Pooped Today Mints as a stocking stuffer or White Elephant gift.
- MADE IN THE USA - Celebrate your bathroom victories and bring a smile to your face with these hilarious and refreshing mints.
