100% Smart Ass Reality Mints
Just because you're a smart ass, doesn't mean your breath should smell like one. Spouting off the perfect one-liner takes talent and sophistication, so you don't want to undermine the efforts of a savage jab with a funky aroma. 100% Smart Ass Reality Mints are perfect for that smart ass that just can't keep his comments to himself. These rare creatures provide endless hours of passive aggressive quips that leave some in stitches and others in tears. That's talent that deserves to be celebrated with a novelty mint tin full of delicious peppermint breath mints and oozing with sarcasm.
- 100% CERTIFIED SMART ASS – This hilarious jackass gift is an authentic Gears Out Reality Mints tin, loaded with delicious peppermint breath mints for the delectably sarcastic people in your life.
- BE REMEMBERED FOR YOUR WIT, NOT YOUR BAD BREATH– These peppermint mints will be a sweet punctuation to many a stinging quip. With 1 oz., approx. 165 mints, deliver a savage verbal beat-down without knocking anyone out with your breath.
- FUNNY STOCKING STUFFERS FOR TEENS AND ADULTS – The smart-ass gene is a strong one and deserves celebration on holidays and birthdays.
- FUNNY GIFT FOR SARCASTIC MEN AND WOMEN – This the perfect gift for the friend whose zingers stop everyone in their tracks. Recognize their special gift with this hilarious gift.
- MADE IN THE USA – Spreading sarcasm everywhere.
- 100% CERTIFIED SMART ASS – This hilarious jackass gift is an authentic Gears Out Reality Mints tin, loaded with delicious peppermint breath mints for the delectably sarcastic people in your life.
- BE REMEMBERED FOR YOUR WIT, NOT YOUR BAD BREATH– These peppermint mints will be a sweet punctuation to many a stinging quip. With 1 oz., approx. 165 mints, deliver a savage verbal beat-down without knocking anyone out with your breath.
- FUNNY STOCKING STUFFERS FOR TEENS AND ADULTS – The smart-ass gene is a strong one and deserves celebration on holidays and birthdays.
- FUNNY GIFT FOR SARCASTIC MEN AND WOMEN – This the perfect gift for the friend whose zingers stop everyone in their tracks. Recognize their special gift with this hilarious gift.
- MADE IN THE USA – Spreading sarcasm everywhere.
