Badgerface Lotion Bar for Sensitive and Dry Skin - Funny Bachelorette Party Gift for Bride and Bridal Shower Naughty - Rose Essential Oil, Vanilla and Ginger - 1.5 ounce Tin (Kinky);

Natural massage bar, made with beeswax, coconut oil, shea butter, dried black beans, and rose, vanilla, & ginger essential oils from Badgerface Beauty Supply.

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You know what's about the unsexiest f*cking thing? BEANS. Beans are not sexy. They are girl scout sensible. They are what you eat when you're f*cking broke. Really, we should know better than to try and sell you on a sensual massage bar made with f*cking beans.

But listen up: picture this solid massage bar gently melting on your partner's skin, providing a kinky kick-off to what is sure to be a face-melting f*ckfest. What says face-melting f*cking more than starting with a massage? NOTHING. THAT'S RIGHT.

We badgers like us some massage, and we like it done right, with 100% pure-a$$ natural solid massage bars. This massage bar has vanilla, rose and ginger, to make you smell like a Tahitian whore. What could be better? Seriously. I ask you.

Please enjoy your extra-kinky sack sesh.