Badgerface Lotion Bar for Sensitive and Dry Skin - Funny Bachelorette Party Gift for Bride and Bridal Shower Naughty - Warming with Cinnamon Ginger and Coconut Oil - 1.5 ounce Tin (Spicy);

Warming massage bar, made with beeswax, coconut oil, shea butter, dried black beans, ginger & cinnamon essential oils, and chai spices from Badgerface Beauty Supply.

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You know what's about the unsexiest f*cking thing? BEANS. Beans are not sexy. They are girl scout sensible. They are what you eat when you're f*cking broke. Really, we should know better than to try and sell you on a sensual massage bar made with f*cking beans.

But listen up: picture this solid awesome massage bar gently melting on your partner's skin, providing a kinky kick-off to what is sure to be a face-melting f*ckfest. What says face-melting f*cking more than starting with a massage? NOTHING. THAT'S RIGHT. We badgers like us some massage, and we like it done right, with 100% pure-a$$ natural solid massage bars.

This massage bar has cinnamon and ginger oils, plus actual ground spices for a warming effect. DON'T GET IT ON YOUR LADY-BITS. Or your junk. Or whatever equipment you've got under there. We cannot stress this enough: potentially JUNK-BURNING massage bar, coming through!