Instant MILF milk bath soak, made with milk powder, cornstarch, baking soda, oatmeal, lavender essential oil, green tea extract, chamomile extract, and carrot seed oil.
You know what blows serious chunks? Stretch marks. Meetings. Deadlines. Stress. The parts of life that make you frazzled as hell, coming home in straight-up survival mode like what. the. hell is my life turning into?
Forget it all and dip into a deep tub fulla milk bath. It's relaxing, the ground oatmeal is anti-inflammatory (for those aching, swollenfeet) and baking soda to soften your water.
It's got lavender and chamomile, because who doesn't love smelling like an herb garden? And the milk powder: prepare to be amazed. It'll make your legs feel like silk
Do you have a pregnant friend? This makes a great shower gift or party favor!
It's the perfect thing for natural-minded women who value the very best in skin care products, and who like their personal care with a little side of humor.
Believe us. You need somma that Instant MILF Milk Bath Soak.
Warning: this product label comes with profanity, makes a hilarious pregnancy gift!
So what are you waiting for, add this to your cart today! Scrub a dub dub!