Badgerface's lavender milk bath is made with milk powder, cornstarch, sodium bicarbonate, oatmeal, dried sage,
and lavender and sage essential oils. It's the perfect thing for natural-minded women who value the very best in
skin care products, and who like their personal care with a little side of humor.
You know what blows serious chunks? Meetings. Deadlines. Stress. The parts of life that make you frazzled as hell,
coming home in straight-up survival mode like what. the. f*ck. is my life turning into?
Quit that sh!t and dip into a deep tub fulla milk bath. It's soothing as f*ck. It's got ground oatmeal to anti-
inflammatize your sh!t, and baking soda to soften your f*cking water. It's got lavender and sage, because who
doesn't love smelling like a f*cking herb garden? And the milk powder: prepare to be amazed. It'll make your legs
feel like two sticks of sweet-a butter. Believe us. You need somma that Simmah Down Btch Milk Bath Soak.
This makes a great shower gift or party favor! Though be aware, it does have profanity on the product label. It's
for funsies!
HOW TO USE SIMMAH DOWN BTCH MILK BATH:
Spoon 2-3 tablespoons of milk bath into hot, running bath and soak as desired. Repeat once weekly for best results.
Believe us. You need to simmah down already!
Badgerface's lavender milk bath is made with milk powder, cornstarch, sodium bicarbonate, oatmeal, dried sage,
and lavender and sage essential oils. It's the perfect thing for natural-minded women who value the v...
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