***NEWSFLASH - YOUR FRIENDS ARE DOUCHEBAGS***
Look, I hate to be the one to tell you this but your friends are douchebags. It's true... you likely knew that right? So what better way to celebrate their... let's say 'Awesomeness' than by proclaiming it with a gift worthy of their character.
But don't stop there...
Here are some creative ways to use The Douche-Bag:
Douchey-O, Politico: Annoyed with your politician? Wrap one of these up and send it over. Or - send it directly from Amazon. (I imagine a couple of these will be showing up at the Oval Office this year...)
Office Sabotage: You know that ONE really annoying person at the office? The one you REALLY want to tell off but can't? You could keep praying they slip on a patch of ice but you can't exactly count on it. What's stopping you from sneaking one onto their desk...
Mail Room Mayhem - So there's more than one douche at your office you say? Grab a stack of these and torpedo them into their mailboxes. When the rest of the staff notices the special line up of receivers the laughs will kick in...
Ex-ceptionally Funny - Had a break up recently...or ever? What better way to remind that jerky Ex than a mailbox full of DoucheBag!
Auto Douche'otic Humliation: Up for something a little more edgy? Methinks you might be into a bit of public humiliation. How about slipping one of these under the windshield wiper of your friend or enemy while they are at work?
The Douche Pack: If you're the coach of a douchey pack of winners, celebrate their victory/embarrassing failure this season with a special little something like a Douche Bag.
Just Douche-It I've said enough. If you're not convinced by now that you need one, possibly MANY of these, close your browser and run for the hills. Otherwise, add to cart amigo and Douche it Up!
- ✅ ACQUAINTED WITH DOUCHEBAGS? Looking for new and exciting ways to annoy your friends? Search no more! Slap one of these sweet ass gifts bags into your cart and get ready for a laugh. What's better than a gift describing that special someone in the ultimately perfect way?
- ✅ WHAT THE HECK AM I BUYING? Imagine the look on their face when they open your gift and this comes out of the wrapper! Ha! But the laugh doesn’t stop there These RESEALABLE Bags Are EMPTY allowing you to shower your favorite douchebaggy friend or family member with ANYTHING you want. Create your own punchline!
- ✅ WHO NEEDS THIS? Great for annoying brothers, sisters and friends. Grandma and grandpa getting on your nerves? Drop one of these off at the retirement home and tell those cotton heads how you really feel. But hey, don’t stop there - the Douchebag is the perfect gift for any occasion. Drop one off at --- secret santas, the office, your teacher’s desk, a wedding, (the cemetery?) - maybe to end a relationship and much much more...
- ✅ PERSONALIZE IT -- Want to spice things up and add your custom flavor of humor? This sweet gift item comes as a resealable bag so you can add your own items then seal it back up before gifting! Increase the Fun and inject your favorite Inside Joke to get an even bigger laugh! :)
- ✅ TESTIMONIALS -- Don't take our word on it - view our testimonials (images) to hear from REAL people who have tried it for themselves.
- ✅ ACQUAINTED WITH DOUCHEBAGS? Looking for new and exciting ways to annoy your friends? Search no more! Slap one of these sweet ass gifts bags into your cart and get ready for a laugh. What's better than a gift describing that special someone in the ultimately perfect way?
- ✅ WHAT THE HECK AM I BUYING? Imagine the look on their face when they open your gift and this comes out of the wrapper! Ha! But the laugh doesn’t stop there These RESEALABLE Bags Are EMPTY allowing you to shower your favorite douchebaggy friend or family member with ANYTHING you want. Create your own punchline!
- ✅ WHO NEEDS THIS? Great for annoying brothers, sisters and friends. Grandma and grandpa getting on your nerves? Drop one of these off at the retirement home and tell those cotton heads how you really feel. But hey, don’t stop there - the Douchebag is the perfect gift for any occasion. Drop one off at --- secret santas, the office, your teacher’s desk, a wedding, (the cemetery?) - maybe to end a relationship and much much more...
- ✅ PERSONALIZE IT -- Want to spice things up and add your custom flavor of humor? This sweet gift item comes as a resealable bag so you can add your own items then seal it back up before gifting! Increase the Fun and inject your favorite Inside Joke to get an even bigger laugh! :)
- ✅ TESTIMONIALS -- Don't take our word on it - view our testimonials (images) to hear from REAL people who have tried it for themselves.
