These 4 man-made turds (but not the way you think--these are a wood composite) vary in size from 2" dia. to 3" long and look real enough at first glance! Eech.
- This is high quality fake poop! Don't waste your money on the fake plastic stuff of the past. We have modernized and upgraded your parents toy poop. This is the ultimate poop gag gift
- Our poop toys are not edible!! Please do not try to consume the shit in our sack. It is not candy and is only meant to be a funny gift to prank your friends, family, etc...
- The sack is not a replacement for picking up real poop. While you can use it one time in an emergency, we would not recommend it. We recommend using recyclable poopy bags instead.
- A great stocking stuffer for someone that has everything. A gift that shows how much you care is sure to leave a lasting impression. Save the coal for someone else.
- To care for your shit we suggest a quick wipe down with a damp cloth, toilet paper, wet wipe, or paper towel then air dry. It should be ready to use again quickly.
- This is high quality fake poop! Don't waste your money on the fake plastic stuff of the past. We have modernized and upgraded your parents toy poop. This is the ultimate poop gag gift
- Our poop toys are not edible!! Please do not try to consume the shit in our sack. It is not candy and is only meant to be a funny gift to prank your friends, family, etc...
- The sack is not a replacement for picking up real poop. While you can use it one time in an emergency, we would not recommend it. We recommend using recyclable poopy bags instead.
- A great stocking stuffer for someone that has everything. A gift that shows how much you care is sure to leave a lasting impression. Save the coal for someone else.
- To care for your shit we suggest a quick wipe down with a damp cloth, toilet paper, wet wipe, or paper towel then air dry. It should be ready to use again quickly.
