Captain Jack Hoff's Seamen Putty
Is everything fouled up? Are you in need of some stress relief? Captain Jack Hoff put in long, hard hours of manual labor to work up a special formula that will get you back on an even keel. When life has you over a barrel, grab Captain Jack's Seamen Putty, and tug away until you're smiling again.
If the daily grind has taken the wind out of your sails, and you need to relieve some dangerously pent-up tension, take matters into your own hands before you go off like a loose cannon. It'll be smooth sailing after you spend some time yanking on this handy glow in the dark therapy putty.
Cream Stress with Seamen Putty
Captain Jack Hoff's Seamen Putty comes in a hilariously naughty nautical tin that will have even the stiffest landlubber bursting with laughter. It's compact enough to fit in a drawer, bag, or tacklebox, so it's handy when the mood to relieve stress strikes. When rough seas have tension rising, handling a thick, white glob of Seamen Putty will get you back on course. The longer you play with it, the more relaxed you'll feel.
Surprise friends and family with white Seamen Stress Putty that can help them yank away daily stress however it comes. It's a gut-busting addition to care packages, gift baskets, birthday presents, Christmas stocking stuffers, or gift exchanges.
Tin measures approximately 85 mm and holds about 60 g of putty.
FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY
- SOLO RELIEF IN THE PALM OF YOUR HAND – When the tide is swelling, you feel stressed and in need of release, you sometimes have to take matters into your own hands. Don’t be shy, grab a wad of Captain Jack Hoff’s Seamen Putty and yank away a load of tension.
- SEALED CONTAINER PREVENTS NASTY MESSES – If you’re not playing with it, put it away in the tightly sealed storage container. Avoiding sticky situations that arise from dripping Seamen Putty will keep you on course for smooth sailing.
- UNIQUE GIFT THAT OOZES FUN FOR ANY OCCASION – This awesome gift for adults is great for any special occasion, including birthdays, holidays, or just because someone could use some sweet relief from a long, hard day. This wickedly funny novelty putty is also fantastic for stocking stuffers, white elephant gifts, Secret Santa exchanges, and grab bag prizes.
- IT EVEN GLOWS IN THE DARK – Navigating stormy seas is a part of adulthood for everyone, so Captain Jack’s Seamen Putty will come in handy for men and women. The holidays are sure to get off to a mind-blowing start when friends or family find this stimulating surprise in their stockings.
- SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO SOOTHE AWAY STRESS: Feel tension flow out of you as you soften the specially-formulated, white putty by squeezing and stretching it in your hands. You’ll feel so much better after you bust out some Seamen Putty. The satisfying release is so great after you finish, you’ll practically glow.
- SOLO RELIEF IN THE PALM OF YOUR HAND – When the tide is swelling, you feel stressed and in need of release, you sometimes have to take matters into your own hands. Don’t be shy, grab a wad of Captain Jack Hoff’s Seamen Putty and yank away a load of tension.
- SEALED CONTAINER PREVENTS NASTY MESSES – If you’re not playing with it, put it away in the tightly sealed storage container. Avoiding sticky situations that arise from dripping Seamen Putty will keep you on course for smooth sailing.
- UNIQUE GIFT THAT OOZES FUN FOR ANY OCCASION – This awesome gift for adults is great for any special occasion, including birthdays, holidays, or just because someone could use some sweet relief from a long, hard day. This wickedly funny novelty putty is also fantastic for stocking stuffers, white elephant gifts, Secret Santa exchanges, and grab bag prizes.
- IT EVEN GLOWS IN THE DARK – Navigating stormy seas is a part of adulthood for everyone, so Captain Jack’s Seamen Putty will come in handy for men and women. The holidays are sure to get off to a mind-blowing start when friends or family find this stimulating surprise in their stockings.
- SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO SOOTHE AWAY STRESS: Feel tension flow out of you as you soften the specially-formulated, white putty by squeezing and stretching it in your hands. You’ll feel so much better after you bust out some Seamen Putty. The satisfying release is so great after you finish, you’ll practically glow.
