This is just the best roll of toilet paper, it really is. Since January 2017, I've been on a roll. All the top experts and world leaders and bloggers say that I've done a wonderful, fantastic job. And now it's December 2019 and guess what folks? I'm still on a roll!
Just like how I wiped out all of my competitors in 2016, I'm very, very extraordinarily close to wiping out the National Debt. Don't believe what the LOSERS and HATERS-- they're the enema of the people. No, I spelled that correctly. My term has been so, so great, just really, really the best.
This Christmas, give a gift that truly leaves its mark! Makes a perfect gag gift or stocking stuffer!
- FUNNY GIFT FEATURING THE GRUMP's face printed on every sheet!
- EACH TOILET PAPER ROLL is about 4.5"x3.25 and has 160 sheets. MADE TO FIT INSIDE MOST CHRISTMAS STOCKINGS!
- INDIVIDUALLY SHRINK-WRAPPED ROLL with a full-color "WHINY LITTLE GRUMP" sticker
- UNIQUE STOCKING STUFFER FOR men, women, kids-- basically EVERYONE!
- HILARIOUS GAG GIFT for both supporters & critics alike! Or for that certain XMAS GRINCH!
- FUNNY GIFT FEATURING THE GRUMP's face printed on every sheet!
- EACH TOILET PAPER ROLL is about 4.5"x3.25 and has 160 sheets. MADE TO FIT INSIDE MOST CHRISTMAS STOCKINGS!
- INDIVIDUALLY SHRINK-WRAPPED ROLL with a full-color "WHINY LITTLE GRUMP" sticker
- UNIQUE STOCKING STUFFER FOR men, women, kids-- basically EVERYONE!
- HILARIOUS GAG GIFT for both supporters & critics alike! Or for that certain XMAS GRINCH!
