Presenting Uber Numb topical numbing cream. With 5% Lidocaine, the maximum amount allowed by law, plus Vitamin E to fight inflammation & moisturizers to hydrate your skin. 4-oz. jar.

Why put up with pa...

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Presenting Uber Numb topical numbing cream. With 5% Lidocaine, the maximum amount allowed by law, plus Vitamin E to fight inflammation & moisturizers to hydrate your skin. 4-oz. jar.

Why put up with pain? Rub a dab of Uber Numb numbing cream into the affected area... and you'll quickly get soothing relief for hemorrhoids, anal-rectal pain, itching & burning & more.

The Secret: 5% Lidocaine

Many topical ointments contain up to 4% Lidocaine. But Uber Numb provides a full 5%, the maximum dose permitted without a prescription. What's more, it combines this extra-strength Lidocaine with propylene glycol, which enhances skin penetration. Result? Your Uber Numb anesthetic cream goes down deep to numb nerve endings & block pain signals. Plus, it absorbs extra-fast, reaches full effect by 20-25 minutes & keeps numbing for up to 1 hours.

Water-Based, No Oily Residue

Unlike some topical anesthetics, your Uber Numb 5% Lidocaine Cream never feels sticky or greasy. Enhanced with Vitamin E & moisturizers, it leaves your skin soft & smooth... no itchy chafing or flaking.

It's Made in the USA for Superior Quality & Purity

Plus, it comes in a 4-oz. jar to last through multiple applications. Buy with total confidence. Click "Add to Cart" now to order your Uber Numb Topical Numbing Cream.



  • FSA HSA Eligible OTC Medications & Treatments - This topical lidocaine numb cream with Allantoin, clinically proven to temporarily relieve pain, burning, itching, and discomfort, reduces inflammation and soreness in local and anorectal areas
  • 5% Lidocaine Cream Maximum Strength - This pain relief anti itch cream provides immediate relief for minor aches, minor cuts, minor scrapes, minor burns, sunburn, scrapes, and minor skin irritations. It also works for mosquito bite itch relief, bug bite itch relief, insect bite relief, postpartum relief, hemorrhoid shrinking treatment, and anorectal disorders
  • Enhanced Deep Penetrating Skin Numbing Cream - Best efficacy, fast-acting & long-lasting. It begins numbing in 3-5 minutes, peaks after 20-25 minutes, and lasts 1 hour from its peak. Numbing performance may vary depending on the thickness of the skin area and individual metabolism
  • Oil-Free, Odor-Free & Non-Greasy - Hypoallergenic, no harsh chemicals, non-addictive. Apply before, during, and after treatment, may reapply halfway for enhanced effect. Water-based formula for easy application and no-mess removal
  • Made in USA in an FDA Registered Facility - Cruelty-Free, cGMP Certified, secured with a child-resistant cap. A performance test before treatment is highly recommended to assess your best performance timing
  • FSA HSA Eligible OTC Medications & Treatments - This topical lidocaine numb cream with Allantoin, clinically proven to temporarily relieve pain, burning, itching, and discomfort, reduces inflammation and soreness in local and anorectal areas
  • 5% Lidocaine Cream Maximum Strength - This pain relief anti itch cream provides immediate relief for minor aches, minor cuts, minor scrapes, minor burns, sunburn, scrapes, and minor skin irritations. It also works for mosquito bite itch relief, bug bite itch relief, insect bite relief, postpartum relief, hemorrhoid shrinking treatment, and anorectal disorders
  • Enhanced Deep Penetrating Skin Numbing Cream - Best efficacy, fast-acting & long-lasting. It begins numbing in 3-5 minutes, peaks after 20-25 minutes, and lasts 1 hour from its peak. Numbing performance may vary depending on the thickness of the skin area and individual metabolism
  • Oil-Free, Odor-Free & Non-Greasy - Hypoallergenic, no harsh chemicals, non-addictive. Apply before, during, and after treatment, may reapply halfway for enhanced effect. Water-based formula for easy application and no-mess removal
  • Made in USA in an FDA Registered Facility - Cruelty-Free, cGMP Certified, secured with a child-resistant cap. A performance test before treatment is highly recommended to assess your best performance timing

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