Fart To Go - Bottle of Ass: An Indescribable Stench That's Worse Than Anything Else Available Today
We challenged our stench scientists to create the most appalling odor that they've ever experienced. After hundreds of different formulations, they were greeted with the not-so-sweet smell of success. They created a smell that is so eye-wateryingly awful that no one could stay in the room for long. It's hundreds of times more powerful than the human ass, and we've put it in a bottle so you can "enjoy it" for yourself.
The Perfect Prank For Any Occasion
As soon as you take your first sniff of Fart To Go you'll know that you've made the right decision. Imagine an army of 10,000 skunks with diarrhoea and you're not even part of the way there. The smell also travels incredibly far, so it's perfect for stinky pranks.
A Non-Toxic Hilarious Gag Gift For Your Friends and Enemies
Fart To Go: Bottle of Ass is the ideal gift for anyone with a great sense of humor. Just don't let them use it anywhere near you! Even though it's totally non-toxic, you don't want anyone to think the smell is coming from your direction.
Laughter Guaranteed - Or Get Every Penny of Your Money Back
If you're looking to clear out a room, prank your family, or just cause maximum chaos, we're sure that this maximum strength fart spray will get the results you're looking for and create the most noxious odor that has ever wandered into your nostrils. If you aren't completely satisfied with the vile stench of Fart To Go: Bottle of Ass then just let us know and we'll give you a full refund. Try it completely risk free. The only thing you risk is the smell!
Don't Settle For Anything Less Than The Worst Smell On Earth - Pick Up Fart To Go: Bottle of Ass Today
- ENCOUNTER AN UNMATCHED STINK: Brace yourself for an unparalleled onslaught of smelly revenge that transcends any previous experience. Our latest concoction unleashes a sewer-like stench so potent it overwhelms even our seasoned experts, making it an unforgettable prank for adults.
- POWERFUL PRANK IMPACT: A mere handful of sprays from our stink spray possess the ability to vacate a room swiftly, often in under a minute. In trials, the scent swiftly enveloped an entire building, ensuring laughter and pandemonium in a wide array of scenarios. This prank spray, often featured in reels, highlights its appeal and the joy it brings, emphasizing the role of humor in fostering creativity and connection within the online community.
- SAFE YET POTENT: Despite mimicking the essence of the ultimate prank concoction, our prank spray is entirely safe and non-flammable. Exercise caution, however, as the exceptionally powerful odor may still provoke a strong reaction. Perfect for surprising your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, or wife!
- PRANKSTER'S DELIGHT: Tailored for those who revel in the art of pranking, this prank stuff is a testament to extreme stink. Yet, be forewarned, the intensity of this scent could metaphorically jeopardize your soul. Employ it wisely and steer clear of those with delicate sensibilities.
- UNFORGETTABLE LAUGHTER AND REACTIONS: Confident in its standing as the most potent stink spray ever crafted, a few spritzes will leave your friends in a state of hilarious, tear-inducing, gag-reflex-triggering disbelief. These stink spray prank items promise laughter and fun, ideal for April Fools' Day or as a playful contribution to white elephant gift exchanges.
- ENCOUNTER AN UNMATCHED STINK: Brace yourself for an unparalleled onslaught of smelly revenge that transcends any previous experience. Our latest concoction unleashes a sewer-like stench so potent it overwhelms even our seasoned experts, making it an unforgettable prank for adults.
- POWERFUL PRANK IMPACT: A mere handful of sprays from our stink spray possess the ability to vacate a room swiftly, often in under a minute. In trials, the scent swiftly enveloped an entire building, ensuring laughter and pandemonium in a wide array of scenarios. This prank spray, often featured in reels, highlights its appeal and the joy it brings, emphasizing the role of humor in fostering creativity and connection within the online community.
- SAFE YET POTENT: Despite mimicking the essence of the ultimate prank concoction, our prank spray is entirely safe and non-flammable. Exercise caution, however, as the exceptionally powerful odor may still provoke a strong reaction. Perfect for surprising your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, or wife!
- PRANKSTER'S DELIGHT: Tailored for those who revel in the art of pranking, this prank stuff is a testament to extreme stink. Yet, be forewarned, the intensity of this scent could metaphorically jeopardize your soul. Employ it wisely and steer clear of those with delicate sensibilities.
- UNFORGETTABLE LAUGHTER AND REACTIONS: Confident in its standing as the most potent stink spray ever crafted, a few spritzes will leave your friends in a state of hilarious, tear-inducing, gag-reflex-triggering disbelief. These stink spray prank items promise laughter and fun, ideal for April Fools' Day or as a playful contribution to white elephant gift exchanges.
