What do Unicorns eat? Magical forest mushrooms. How else are they gonna fly? Once airborne, the Unicorns drop poop from far above the forest floor. The location of the Unicorn Poop Forest is known only to the Taffy Gnomes wh...

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What do Unicorns eat? Magical forest mushrooms. How else are they gonna fly? Once airborne, the Unicorns drop poop from far above the forest floor. The location of the Unicorn Poop Forest is known only to the Taffy Gnomes who inhabit the forest. They've been harvesting poop for thousands of years. As Unicorns only eat Magical Forest Mushrooms, the bag of Unicorn Poop is: Gluten Free, No Peanuts, No Tree Nuts

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  • Crafted with Expertise: We specialize in crafting delectable saltwater taffy for over two decades, delighting thousands of satisfied customers with our finest quality.
  • Nostalgia in Every Bite: Unwrap a piece of our delicious saltwater taffy, and let it transport you back in time to your fondest taffy memories, reliving the sweetness all over again.
  • Meticulously Perfected Recipe: Over 20 years of taffy-making experience have allowed us to perfect our recipe, including the precise moment we introduce our secret flavorings.
  • Soft and Chewy Nostalgia: Experience the soft, chewy delight of your first saltwater taffy taste all over again. Enjoy high-quality, handcrafted taffy delivered right to your doorstep.
  • Gift of Timeless Memories: Share the priceless gift of nostalgia with your loved ones this year. Laugh together and savor the delightful flavors while reminiscing about days gone by.

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