WHAT WE STAND FOR
TNT Pro Series is defying all odds by pulling back the curtain of deceit and unrealistic expectations promoted within the fitness industry.
With this promise, we pledge to always give our clients an unseen level of transparency and honesty in an industry that's been missing them for far too long!
Stand with us as we declare, "no more false advertising!" from dishonest marketing that portrays false claims and promises!
And together, we will change the future of this industry once and for all, and in the process, in if only a small way, change the freaking world.
WHAT THIS PRODUCT WILL DO:
👍 Penetrates Muscles for Improves circulation Targets sweat glands for increased perspiration
👍 Custom Essential Oil Blend to open skin pores
👍 Colorless, Non-staining formula
👍 Refreshing sweet, minty scent gives off pleasant aroma
👍 May even help you get a date
WHAT THIS PRODUCT WILL NOT DO:
👎Help you sweat more if you use it while swimming in a pool
👎Help you lose weight if your idea of burning calories is leaving the pizza in the oven for too long
👎Help you get in better shape if you think sweating, flushed skin, and an increased heart rate means you're having an allergic reaction to exercise
👎Help you build muscles if 'jumping to conclusions' and 'pushing your luck' are your two favorite exercises.
DA GUARANTEE!
If you don't love this product, simply contact us for a full refund. No return shipping required! Why? Because it's a pain in the butt to ship stuff back, and it is our goal to not become that pain. In your butt. Ever.
...This is the part where you now scroll back up to the top of the page, choose your size, and wait anxiously as your brand spanking new sauna suit is delivered to your doorstep, in... wait for it... two days with prime shipping.
We're not together. We're not in the same room. But we hear your whisper. And you're welcome.
