• Play as male or female, or dispense with gender constructs
  • Enjoy over half a million words covering cat lore, how to rule the planet, and what to do with a dead fish
  • Save your owners' marriage with kindness, or rip them apart with your tiny little claws
  • Delve deep into the psyche of man's second best friend, or become their first best friend, if Pete the dog lets you.
  • Take revenge on those who cross you or your allies, or rescue the innocent using clever, quieter tricks
  • Become a hero among cats, or pick on humans, and ruthlessly destroy a troubled marriage
  • Enjoy luxurious carpets, curtains ripe for shredding, and belly rubs from your owners
  • Shred and steal things, mark your territory stinkily, and cause fires
  • Mess with vital political phone calls--or opt for clever calming tactics so your humans reach their goals
  • Help your owner earn a recording contract from the music mogul next door, with the help of his cat
  • Play as male or female, or dispense with gender constructs
  • Enjoy over half a million words covering cat lore, how to rule the planet, and what to do with a dead fish
  • Save your owners' marriage with kindness, or rip them apart with your tiny little claws
  • Delve deep into the psyche of man's second best friend, or become their first best friend, if Pete the dog lets you.
  • Take revenge on those who cross you or your allies, or rescue the innocent using clever, quieter tricks
  • Become a hero among cats, or pick on humans, and ruthlessly destroy a troubled marriage
  • Enjoy luxurious carpets, curtains ripe for shredding, and belly rubs from your owners
  • Shred and steal things, mark your territory stinkily, and cause fires
  • Mess with vital political phone calls--or opt for clever calming tactics so your humans reach their goals
  • Help your owner earn a recording contract from the music mogul next door, with the help of his cat