My mother used to have a saying for everything.
“You can’t be pretty and lucky.â€
She wasn’t pretty or lucky.
“You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find your Prince Charming.â€
I kissed too many of those. Sorry, but Prince Charming isn’t in Hicktown, Kentucky.
“The good ones go to Heaven; the bad ones go to Hell.â€
Guess I’m going to Hell.
“Hell is paved with good intentions.â€
Surprisingly, that one is true. Why? Because ...
I intended to stay away from Calder Riggs.
I intended not to fall in love with him.
I intended to find a man who wasn’t a loser or a joker.
Oh well, I’ve never been afraid of Hell, anyway.
That’s why I’m Crazy Bitch!