When Memes Become Reality. Get Your Nut. The original blue nut button that makes a robotic *NUT* sound when pressed. Perfect for a gift or even just your own bedside toy!
- WHAT IS THE NUT BUTTON: C’mon man, seriously? It’s the most useful (or useless, depending on your power level) sound toy since… ever. Seriously, this is the most useful gadget ever created. If you don’t know what to get your wife’s boyfriend this holiday season – you just found the perfect easy gift. We both know that things haven’t been the same between you two since last year's office Christmas party, but if you get him this, she’ll finally treat you like the man you used to be.
- WHO IS THIS FOR: The Nut Button is for anyone who laughs at dumb jokes. If you were above the age of 8 making deez nuts jokes to random men, you will probably find The Nut Button to be hype and cool. If you still hear the voice of your math teacher yelling at you to get your head off of the desk, then this is the white elephant gift for you. By the way man, you’re not annoying or stupid, you just have undiagnosed ADHD or some bullshit like that (can I say bullshit? If not, that’s BS).
- WHY SHOULD I BUY THIS: First off, it’s less than $20 and funny. There is way worse stuff to spend twenty bucks on. If you still go to sleep with your red anime body pillow by your side (tfw no qt waifu), then you should add this button to your wishlist immediately. Any serious memes enthusiast knows the significance of this buzzer toy on the historical meme index. The Nut Button has been often imitated, never duplicated, and that’s on the dead homies.
- ARE YOU SERIOUS WITH THESE DESCRIPTIONS: I am so serious, are you? If you don’t click the add to cart function after reading these bullet points, I don’t know what to tell you. I could’ve been playing Roblox or Fortnite instead of wasting my time typing out these insights into this blue push button toy. If you’ve ever wasted 15 hours of your life watching Twitch streams or YouTube prank videos, I’m shocked that you haven’t just sent this purchase yet.
- OK YOU SOLD ME, I WANT TO NUT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE: I was getting worried for a second there. Don’t worry, every Nut Button comes with batteries included, ready to nut straight out the box. Every nut is handmade with care and satisfaction is guaranteed. Also, any adult reading this: if you’re wondering if this button is appropriate as a stocking stuffer, the answer is yes. It’s a timeless meme, and meme’s are for everyone. The Nut Button is a gag gift that can be enjoyed by the entire family.
- WHAT IS THE NUT BUTTON: C’mon man, seriously? It’s the most useful (or useless, depending on your power level) sound toy since… ever. Seriously, this is the most useful gadget ever created. If you don’t know what to get your wife’s boyfriend this holiday season – you just found the perfect easy gift. We both know that things haven’t been the same between you two since last year's office Christmas party, but if you get him this, she’ll finally treat you like the man you used to be.
- WHO IS THIS FOR: The Nut Button is for anyone who laughs at dumb jokes. If you were above the age of 8 making deez nuts jokes to random men, you will probably find The Nut Button to be hype and cool. If you still hear the voice of your math teacher yelling at you to get your head off of the desk, then this is the white elephant gift for you. By the way man, you’re not annoying or stupid, you just have undiagnosed ADHD or some bullshit like that (can I say bullshit? If not, that’s BS).
- WHY SHOULD I BUY THIS: First off, it’s less than $20 and funny. There is way worse stuff to spend twenty bucks on. If you still go to sleep with your red anime body pillow by your side (tfw no qt waifu), then you should add this button to your wishlist immediately. Any serious memes enthusiast knows the significance of this buzzer toy on the historical meme index. The Nut Button has been often imitated, never duplicated, and that’s on the dead homies.
- ARE YOU SERIOUS WITH THESE DESCRIPTIONS: I am so serious, are you? If you don’t click the add to cart function after reading these bullet points, I don’t know what to tell you. I could’ve been playing Roblox or Fortnite instead of wasting my time typing out these insights into this blue push button toy. If you’ve ever wasted 15 hours of your life watching Twitch streams or YouTube prank videos, I’m shocked that you haven’t just sent this purchase yet.
- OK YOU SOLD ME, I WANT TO NUT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE: I was getting worried for a second there. Don’t worry, every Nut Button comes with batteries included, ready to nut straight out the box. Every nut is handmade with care and satisfaction is guaranteed. Also, any adult reading this: if you’re wondering if this button is appropriate as a stocking stuffer, the answer is yes. It’s a timeless meme, and meme’s are for everyone. The Nut Button is a gag gift that can be enjoyed by the entire family.
