Umbrella Corporation Unicorn Lube for Weapon Systems, Gun Oil (4oz.);

Our new weapon lubricant is pretty dang good if we do say so ourselves. Crafted from premium Unicorn tears, multigrade with proper viscosity, bonds to your magical horn like nothing else. No, this is not a personal lubricant but it should be. Well, except for the probable rash it would cause. But your rifle will love it, just ask her BCG. And while very safe (GHS Classification: Not a hazardous substance or mixture) ours isn't a cooking oil, you don't want to eat it, and it doesn't make very good fish tacos.... It's real gun lube that tastes like crap (don't ask), doesn't give a dang how green it is, you don't have to bake it or any such silliness, but it gets the job done like 50 weight in an old Diesel. Sure, we might be mocking all those ridiculously priced "wonder oils" out there but hey, it's fun and you know what we're talking about. If you want a fully synthetic oil that bonds to your bolt carrier group like it's money, that doesn't vaporize, and which holds particulates in suspension with the best of them, then our lube is for you. This high temp, high viscosity index formula is great for slide rails, trigger/sear interfaces, and of course general lubrication, all with a replaceable blunt needle tip for precise application.