Diversion Book Safe, Ohuhu Dictionary Secret Safe Box with Key, Diversion Book Hidden Safe;

Get ready for a never ending story...
That never begins either! The Ohuhu Secret Safe Box is your key to a lettery lock down for all your valuables at home or on the go.
Bold, straight lettering, and a lifelike binder conceals a metal safe that's a brilliant way of concealing your money, passport, jewelry, good silverware, whilst also covering up your inability to read!
The box comes with a spare key should the first one be lost or stolen (oh the irony!) and packs away easily in your backpack or Cambridge book satchel for a safekeeping solution that will fool any bag snatcher or pick pocket.

Warning:
Do not attempt to curl up for a good read with this diversion book safe as the content lacks any substance at all- probably because it doesn't have any words.
It is however available in 400 languages (Though the binder is only available in English) and has great storage capacity, measuring 2 x 5.625 x 9 inches.