Hark, I have news of a most excellent nature! Whether your beard be curly or straight, red, blonde, black, or brown, dry or oily, timid or wild-this Beard Oil will act as your tool, your potion, your miracle. You might wonder-Why? How? When? Where? Well, read on, good sir!
Pure ingredients?
Nothing else, my goodman!
Beard improvements?
With ingredients like tea tree oil, rosemary extract, and other growth-inducing oils, you can bet on it. And you won't lose.
Softer, stronger, thicker, shinier, HEALTHIER beards?
Always and forever! You deserve nothing less than your most polished facial fur ever.
Because as a bearded gentleman, you deserve a mane unlike any other. A mane so fierce, so manly, so marvelous that it's the envy of your friends, the pride of your parents, the magnet of ladyfriends, the solver of problems, and the maker of laws. This Beard Oil is the tool to help you attain such a beard.
Be a man who is also a lion. Be a fighter for love and a lover of the good fight. Be one of a kind-a Polished Gentleman.
