Wampumtuk Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn 11 Ounces Funny Coffee Mug AA Class Ultra White 390 Grams Ceramic.;

A funny and original gift to make the point of being unique. Affordable price and elegant at the same time. This coffee mug will not crack with extra hot coffee or iced tea. It features a large C handle for comfort. That girl that you can't catch. Everything about her is so perfect (divine, if you will) getting with her is unfathomable. She is truly a blessing from God. Bumping into her on the sidewalk is a good day. Holding a conversation with her... you were probably dreaming. Anything beyond that - good luck. It takes time, effort, and a whole lot of persistency. But never give up; unicorns are said to be "uncatchable," but nothing is impossible. Impossible is nothing. Under no circumstances, never ever, not ever, at no time, should you ever marry a girl who is not your unicorn... Unless you have some super square wheels, then you should look up the word "Swamp Donkey." Everyone has a unicorn; it's just a matter of spotting her and tracking her down. Give it time, it will happen. "For destiny grants us our wishes, but in its own way, in order to give us something beyond our wishes.