THE SLOGANS: Stop Sucking Honestly, how hard is it to calculate the pitch on a beveled cantilever hang, Randy?
You're a Special Kind of Stupid, Aren't You? Remember Dolly? She thought she was testing the speed of the drill press. Turns out she was testing the tensile strength of her forearm.
Worked 0 Days Without an Accident Because you just can't train stupid.
Warning I Pound Everything I swear if Bill tells me how the box joint has four key holes again...
My Boss Is Like Your Mom - Always Trying to F*ck Me And not just on the weekends.
Calm Your Tits! Some of us think about the future and plan accordingly. Ted is obviously not one of those people.
F***-ing A Seriously. F*** this.
If Your Pussy Hurts, Go Home! Put on your big girl panties and get to work!
How big are the stickers? These are approximately business-card sized decals at 2 inch x 3 inch (5cm x 7.6cm).
Will these stickers last a long time? Absolutely! Made in the USA from high quality, UV and weather-resistant vinyl, your decals will definitely stand up for the long-haul.
What's in My Order? Each order includes eight (8) slogan decals, one (1) American Flag Punisher Skull decal, and one (1) "Screw U" sticker for a total of 10 stickers.
30-Day Free Returns & Satisfaction Guaranteed! If you aren't completely satisfied with your order, simply reach out to us through the Amazon messaging service and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We completely guarantee your satisfaction or your money back!
- TOUGH STICKERS FOR TOUGH WORKERS. You know your stuff and get the job done. Let the world know what you’re about with this 10 pack of pro-worker, high quality vinyl decals. Will bring some humour to the workplace and keep your crew in good spirits!
- 100% CERTIFIED TO GET LAUGHS AT WORK. These eight funny sayings are always a hit at any jobsite, garage, or place where people do real, physical work. You will very soon become the envy of your friends and coworkers with these durable, adhesive stickers!
- SATISFACTION ASSURED FOR LIFE. We offer a No Nonsense Lifetime Satisfaction Assurance on all of our funny work stickers and other business signs. If at any point you're not 100% happy, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right!
- PERSONALIZE YOUR GEAR. At 2” x 3”, these high-quality decals are big enough to be readable from a distance and small enough to still fit on a hard hat or toolbox. You can put up our durable, water resistant stickers around the warehouse and on the systems too!
- GREAT GIFT FOR WORKING MEN & WOMEN. Anybody who works with their hands will appreciate this unique set of decals they can use to customize their worksite and belongings. Gift it to a hardworking colleague and see as the laughter unfolds!
- TOUGH STICKERS FOR TOUGH WORKERS. You know your stuff and get the job done. Let the world know what you’re about with this 10 pack of pro-worker, high quality vinyl decals. Will bring some humour to the workplace and keep your crew in good spirits!
- 100% CERTIFIED TO GET LAUGHS AT WORK. These eight funny sayings are always a hit at any jobsite, garage, or place where people do real, physical work. You will very soon become the envy of your friends and coworkers with these durable, adhesive stickers!
- SATISFACTION ASSURED FOR LIFE. We offer a No Nonsense Lifetime Satisfaction Assurance on all of our funny work stickers and other business signs. If at any point you're not 100% happy, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right!
- PERSONALIZE YOUR GEAR. At 2” x 3”, these high-quality decals are big enough to be readable from a distance and small enough to still fit on a hard hat or toolbox. You can put up our durable, water resistant stickers around the warehouse and on the systems too!
- GREAT GIFT FOR WORKING MEN & WOMEN. Anybody who works with their hands will appreciate this unique set of decals they can use to customize their worksite and belongings. Gift it to a hardworking colleague and see as the laughter unfolds!
