Dirt Destroyer Wash;

Pure Sport Plus what? Nachos? Karaoke? Laser gloves? Hover pants? I guess we'll never know. Because everyone who applies the Hardest Working Collection body wash to his body forgets all about dirt and becomes far too successful to return our calls. Are you up all night worrying about whether or not this is a deep-cleaning body wash? Don't lose any more sleep, because it is. No seriously, it is. So you can go back to dreaming about mermaid water polo, unlimited breadsticks, and a panther who can vacuum your house.