Finally, a sanitizer for the hygienically challenged!
If you have a buddy who's post-workout funk could gag a maggot, but don't know how to tell him what's up, we have just the thing! Strike a blow against nose pollution, and hand him a bottle of You Smell Like Shit Hand Sanitizer. This hilarious 2 ounce bottle of sanitizer is the first line of defense when your eyes are watering, and you're praying for a quick and painless death.
She hit the gym. His kid had a diaper blowout. She spent all night on the dance floor. He just played pickup football in an open pasture. There are endless reasons someone can suffer from Smell Like Shit Syndrome. We get that it can be hard to drop a truth bomb when some smells like a human stink bug. That's why we made a simple product that can do the job for you. You can casually offer it to the odorous offender or give it as a funny stocking stuffer or gag gift - emphasis on the gag.
- BE PREPARED FOR A STINKY SITUATION – When you’re face to face with a smelly fella, this funny hand sanitizer will send a message.
- A KINDNESS TO THE OFFENSIVE - It’s literally the nicest way to tell that special someone, “Excuse me … You Smell Like Shit!”
- PLENTY OF POWER IN ONE BOTTLE – You Smell Like Shit Hand Sanitizer holds 2 ounces of REAL, EFFECTIVE, sanitizer for funky fingers and hands.
- FUNNY GAG GIFT FOR ANY OCCASION - Whether you're celebrating a holiday, birthday, or other special occasion, there's always room for laughter! Smell Like Shit Sanitizer will deliver loads of laughs on any occasion.
- DOESN'T SMELL LIKE POOP...NOVELTY USE ONLY – The fun is in the silly label. This funny hand sanitizer isn't meant to smell bad. It's actually scented with a sweet citrus fragrance that is far more pleasant than most others. Fun and functional all in one! That's winning.
- BE PREPARED FOR A STINKY SITUATION – When you’re face to face with a smelly fella, this funny hand sanitizer will send a message.
- A KINDNESS TO THE OFFENSIVE - It’s literally the nicest way to tell that special someone, “Excuse me … You Smell Like Shit!”
- PLENTY OF POWER IN ONE BOTTLE – You Smell Like Shit Hand Sanitizer holds 2 ounces of REAL, EFFECTIVE, sanitizer for funky fingers and hands.
- FUNNY GAG GIFT FOR ANY OCCASION - Whether you're celebrating a holiday, birthday, or other special occasion, there's always room for laughter! Smell Like Shit Sanitizer will deliver loads of laughs on any occasion.
- DOESN'T SMELL LIKE POOP...NOVELTY USE ONLY – The fun is in the silly label. This funny hand sanitizer isn't meant to smell bad. It's actually scented with a sweet citrus fragrance that is far more pleasant than most others. Fun and functional all in one! That's winning.
