Send a funny greeting to a family member, friend, coworker, and more with this card featuring a photo of a sunset against a blue sky. The message on the front of the card reads, "Once upon a time, a very special person was b...

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Send a funny greeting to a family member, friend, coworker, and more with this card featuring a photo of a sunset against a blue sky. The message on the front of the card reads, "Once upon a time, a very special person was born who was destined to change the world." Open the card to reveal the inside message, "Calm down. It's not you, it's Jesus. I think he'd want you to have a happy birthday, though." The card measures 7.2 inches long by 5 inches wide made with high quality cardstock paper; an envelope is included. All Hallmark cards are made with paper from well-managed forests. Shoebox greetings are the perfect way to make someone laugh out loud. These edgy, irreverent takes on life are surprising, hilarious, often inappropriate and always timely. Hallmark was founded in 1910 when 18-year-old J.C. Hall arrived in Kansas City, Missouri, with a couple of shoeboxes of postcards under his arm and the American dream in his heart. Hallmark greeting cards are sold online and in nearly 40,000 retail stores across the globe and people continue to recognize the iconic Hallmark brand as "the very best."

  • Send wishes for a day full of celebrations with a funny birthday card Your friends or relatives are sure to appreciate.
  • Cover features modern lettering on a sunrise background. Inside reads: "calm down. It's not you, It's Jesus. I think he'd want you to have a Happy birthday, though. "
  • With a modern design and laugh out loud sentiment, this funny birthday card is a great way to send your best to the birthday girl or boy.
  • Birthday card measures 5"x 7. 2" And comes with a coordinating envelope. Printed on high quality paper stock, Hallmark greeting cards are made with paper from well-managed forests.
  • Shoebox greetings are the perfect way to make someone laugh out loud. These edgy, irreverent takes on life are surprising, hilarious, often inappropriate and always timely.
  • Send wishes for a day full of celebrations with a funny birthday card Your friends or relatives are sure to appreciate.
  • Cover features modern lettering on a sunrise background. Inside reads: "calm down. It's not you, It's Jesus. I think he'd want you to have a Happy birthday, though. "
  • With a modern design and laugh out loud sentiment, this funny birthday card is a great way to send your best to the birthday girl or boy.
  • Birthday card measures 5"x 7. 2" And comes with a coordinating envelope. Printed on high quality paper stock, Hallmark greeting cards are made with paper from well-managed forests.
  • Shoebox greetings are the perfect way to make someone laugh out loud. These edgy, irreverent takes on life are surprising, hilarious, often inappropriate and always timely.

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