Everyone loves people whose poop doesn’t stink. But let’s be honest- your poop reeks.
It’s not just your traitorous bowels’ fault, it’s science. But that doesn't mean you and your number two don’t deserve to be loved. That’s why we invented Unicorn Gold, to fight science with science.Unicorn Gold by Squatty Potty uses colloidal gold—yes, actual gold—to fight bathroom odors no matter when or where nature calls. Unlike other toilet sprays, Unicorn Gold fights the stench both above and below the splashline, leaving your throne—and your throne chambers—smelling cleaner than a unicorn’s whistle. You get the love you deserve, and the next person in line gets a clean slate to do whatever it is they "doo" in there.
Unicorn Gold fights the good fight in your behalf:
• Controls odors both above and below the water line
• Real gold nanoparticles latch on to odor-producing sulfur to stop the stink
• Colloidal gold kills bacteria making the area even cleaner than before you dropped the bomb
• Easily goes where you “go†to eliminate embarrassing scents from the home, office, or outhouse
• Each bottle is good for around 400 / 200 trips to the porcelain throne (depending on size)
So go on the offensive against offensive odors—spritz a puffy cloud of Unicorn Gold before you squat and make your next brick the best you’ll ever lay.
