Makes a perfect gag gift or stocking stuffer this Christmas! It could even be a tree ornament!
Vladimir strong, not weak. Just like triple-ply paper for toilet, strong absorption same like Russia absorb Crimea. You cry, Ukraine? Wipe face! Like Justin sing, Crimea river boo-hoo! Vladimir am not sorry. I am forward looking to meet President Trump. Vladimir want to be friend of state, not enema of the state. Enema no good, make you weak. Weak like DNC email security system. Weak not good. Be strong, like I, Vladimir.
Each roll is individually shrink-wrapped with its own color label. 160 sheets per roll with the image of Putin's face printed on every sheet.
Printed on virgin pulp paper with food-grade ink so it's actually safe to use! Also, all the pics are ACTUAL PHOTOS of the item, UNLIKE the other t.p. sellers who Photoshop images onto a blank roll. Their rolls aren't shrink-wrapped and it's printed on cheap, single-ply napkin textured paper. Take a look for yourself!
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Buttswipes-- a gift that truly leaves its mark!
