I swear to you, here and now, my goodman, this Body Wash for men will make your life cleaner and more polished in all of 2.64 seconds. Not only will it clean your body, but it will wake you up, get you promoted, be your wingman, and maybe even save your very life.
All natural and organic ingredients?
Without a doubt, my good sir. Observe: Aloe Vera! Tea Tree Oil! Cedarwood Oil! Tapioca! And more! Ingredients!
Smell as fresh and manly as a Christmas Tree Farm?
Always and forever, without a doubt in my mind.
Softer, cleaner, hydrated, healthier skin?
On my honor as a gentleman, yes!
I shall elaborate: This most effective of body washes will get you cleaner than a freshly scrubbed lemon. It will make your skin softer than a baby's tiny bottom. It will make you smell as good as I assume Ryan Reynolds does. And it will make you more polished than a silver candlestick, as well as other things you might polish.
It comes down to simply this: Look like a gentleman, feel like a gentleman, smell like a gentleman, BE a gentleman. A
Polished Gentleman.
- DON'T WASTE ANOTHER PRECIOUS MOMENT! If you want to live up to your full gentlemanly potential, stop wasting time wandering around drugstore aisles looking for the perfect body wash-you've just found it!
- SMELL AS FRESH AS A FOREST instead of as fresh as a garbage can. Because that isn't fresh at all.
- CLEANLINESS FOR ALL! This is for any man who wants to be more polished, whether you combat acne, eczema, dry skin, or sensitive skin. Indeed, it's so moisturizing that even Winter will shake its fist in frustration when it can do nothing to your magnificent skin and hair.
- QUALITY IS DECIDEDLY POLISHED. And that's why Polished Gentleman is paraben free, sulfate free, and alcohol free. You, my goodman, deserve the best, like the natural, organic, and antibacterial ingredients that make up this formula. Or, like a bear wearing a top hat.
- GET YOUR GENTLEMAN ON. Tarry no longer-get polished now! Clean out your shower caddy and replace it with this manly miracle of a product.
- DON'T WASTE ANOTHER PRECIOUS MOMENT! If you want to live up to your full gentlemanly potential, stop wasting time wandering around drugstore aisles looking for the perfect body wash-you've just found it!
- SMELL AS FRESH AS A FOREST instead of as fresh as a garbage can. Because that isn't fresh at all.
- CLEANLINESS FOR ALL! This is for any man who wants to be more polished, whether you combat acne, eczema, dry skin, or sensitive skin. Indeed, it's so moisturizing that even Winter will shake its fist in frustration when it can do nothing to your magnificent skin and hair.
- QUALITY IS DECIDEDLY POLISHED. And that's why Polished Gentleman is paraben free, sulfate free, and alcohol free. You, my goodman, deserve the best, like the natural, organic, and antibacterial ingredients that make up this formula. Or, like a bear wearing a top hat.
- GET YOUR GENTLEMAN ON. Tarry no longer-get polished now! Clean out your shower caddy and replace it with this manly miracle of a product.
