Because AV club and jazz band were way cooler than anyone ever knew. .

This unique design is printed on a 100 percent cotton baby onesie, made in the USA and printed in Portland, Oregon.

Select from a wide v...

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Because AV club and jazz band were way cooler than anyone ever knew. .

This unique design is printed on a 100 percent cotton baby onesie, made in the USA and printed in Portland, Oregon.

Select from a wide variety of colors and sizes, allowing you to create gender neutral baby clothes, baby boy onesies or baby girl onesies.

Each design is a Baby Wit original making these unique gifts for babies. If you are looking for baby shower gifts that leave a lasting impression, look no further.

Baby Wit carries those hard to find hipster baby clothes youÕve been scouring your local shops for. ItÕs because we are weirdo slackers that live in Portland, Oregon.

Our collection includes a Godzilla drawing, a shirt for momÕs who parent better stoned, Alice in Wonderland, Wizard of Oz, an urban alphabet, Bigfoot, Pi, Carl Sagan, Frida Khalo, Bukowski and our rockinÕ Brooklyn Bridge No Sleep Till design.

Check out our other trendy baby clothes collection in our store. We carry toddler sizes as well.

Warning. Our funny baby onesies are created to turn heads, provoke commentary from the in-laws and induce random fits of laughter from folks that can read.

You May Not Be Cool, But Your Baby Can Be.

Iconic baby clothes for parents who enjoy cryptic pop culture references as baby shirt sayings, outsider art and hilarious baby onesies.

Buy our cool baby clothes now and liven up your babyÕs day.



  • Baby WitÕs baby one pieces are produced in the states by responsible partners. We are committed to social responsibility and manufacturing our products locally. Mom hands print your one pieces as Baby Wit tends to attract women with kids. Good energy all around.
  • Cool baby clothes, funny onesies, gender neutral baby clothes, gifts new dads LOVE, trendy baby clothes, baby shower gifts and with so many colors of onesies to choose from, our new baby gifts are pretty unique. Just calculate the permutations.
  • Buy a size up as these are one hundred percent cotton and tend to shrink a little. Washing instructions: turn the baby onesie inside out, wash on cold and dry on low. This insures that your trendy baby clothes last through more than one sibling.
  • Baby Wit refreshing lines have already garnered press attention from the Washington Post, Chicago Tribune and the Daily Herald, Redbook, ePregnancy, Earnshaws, ChildrenÕs Business Magazine, New York Metro, Time Out NY and many more
  • Baby Wit has been making high-end boutique baby and toddler clothing since 2003. Baby Wit LLC is a small, Portland, Oregon-based company. The company supports a number of artists and non-profit organizations. We proudly pay our taxes, and despite the ill-advised humor, are generally nice people.
  • Baby WitÕs baby one pieces are produced in the states by responsible partners. We are committed to social responsibility and manufacturing our products locally. Mom hands print your one pieces as Baby Wit tends to attract women with kids. Good energy all around.
  • Cool baby clothes, funny onesies, gender neutral baby clothes, gifts new dads LOVE, trendy baby clothes, baby shower gifts and with so many colors of onesies to choose from, our new baby gifts are pretty unique. Just calculate the permutations.
  • Buy a size up as these are one hundred percent cotton and tend to shrink a little. Washing instructions: turn the baby onesie inside out, wash on cold and dry on low. This insures that your trendy baby clothes last through more than one sibling.
  • Baby Wit refreshing lines have already garnered press attention from the Washington Post, Chicago Tribune and the Daily Herald, Redbook, ePregnancy, Earnshaws, ChildrenÕs Business Magazine, New York Metro, Time Out NY and many more
  • Baby Wit has been making high-end boutique baby and toddler clothing since 2003. Baby Wit LLC is a small, Portland, Oregon-based company. The company supports a number of artists and non-profit organizations. We proudly pay our taxes, and despite the ill-advised humor, are generally nice people.

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