LEAVE AN EXTRA LARGE IMPRESSION
Fans of A**es can get a big birthday treat when receiving the giant A**es Birthday Joke Card from NobleWorks Cards. Where else would you expect to find poems about asses, certainly not at the convenience store? Embrace the a**, worship the a** and laugh at the a** with this huge, hilarious card.
39 YEARS OF EXCELLENCE
Known for our funny, hilarious cards and what has been described at times as snarky, sarcastic humor, most of our products are design based note cards and stationery products. NobleWorks' fun and humorous greeting cards have been making people laugh and blush since 1980 BC (before eCards were present). These high quality, good as gold cards are printed on-demand (and we are very demanding!) in the USA or Canada. Many of our fabulous custom and colorful cards are also available blank to appease one's closeted creative urges. You are free to make these blank and generic fold over cards more modern and unique to your work or office, write personal messages, or draw cute and fancy pictures. . . There are merely 7,000 hilarious cards in the collection, from silly to slightly risqu to inappropriate dirty adult humor gifts, offering a plethora of everyday and seasonal occasions.
. . . Are you thinking a lasting impression is important? - ORDER NOW! Dare to laugh!
- INSIDE GREETING: "Now Get Your Ass In Gear And Celebrate." COVER - Life is all about asses: You're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it or behaving like one.
- SIZE - Extra Large Birthday wishes would require a extra large Greeting Card. Our extra large greeting cards can be described as giant, huge or oversized, but one thing’s for sure… they have a huge impact and leave long lasting, memorable impressions!
- USE: Funny stationery for writing Birthday wishes. Card's cover pages are printed on coated stock and have a gloss finish, while the cards interior pages are uncoated for a smooth and flawless writing surface for men and women.
- SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally).
- INSIDE GREETING: "Now Get Your Ass In Gear And Celebrate." COVER - Life is all about asses: You're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it or behaving like one.
- SIZE - Extra Large Birthday wishes would require a extra large Greeting Card. Our extra large greeting cards can be described as giant, huge or oversized, but one thing’s for sure… they have a huge impact and leave long lasting, memorable impressions!
- USE: Funny stationery for writing Birthday wishes. Card's cover pages are printed on coated stock and have a gloss finish, while the cards interior pages are uncoated for a smooth and flawless writing surface for men and women.
- SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally).