Denali is the tallest mountain in the big country we sometimes folksily call ’merica. It’s as bold and savage as a three-day hangover. Yet the fresh smell of supercooled air at the top is always worth the man and yak power required to get there. Spray the lower elevation of your various man caverns with the snowy, crisp scent of Old Spice Fresh Collection Denali Body Spray. You will smell like a crisp mountain, even in a flat state such as Kansas or Florida. And to save time that could be better spent pursuing manly, exotic pastimes like coconut jai alai, just one spray of Old Spice Fresh Collection Body Spray lasts all day.
At A Glance
- One spray lasts all day
- Where freshness smells from
- Inhale the adventure
- Enhances awesomeness
For a true olfactory experience, try them together
Grab your scent-seeking Geiger counter and start combing the beach of freshness for you are about to be rich beyond your wildest dreams. No, not from precious metals. But from the rich scents of the complete Fresh Collection.
Invisible Solid Anti-Perspirant & Deodorant: Reduces sweat
Long-Lasting Stick Deodorant: A scent with staying power
Body Wash: Drop-kicks dirt and odor
Body Spray: Turn up your mansmell
Take a scentspedition through the heart of freshness with these Fresh Collection smells:
- Denali
- Fiji
- Matterhorn
- Belize
- Zanzibar
FAQs
What are the pros of procuring this product?
- It plants a flag of fragrance high atop your man mountain
- It gives heart to the weak, while striking fear into your enemies
- It smells like cobra fangs
- It allows you to mark large geographical areas with your scent and increase your dominion
- It increases your ability to sense other dimensions
- It makes you feel like a delicious meatball sandwich for women
- It makes larger mammals fear you
- It allows you to save small animals using only your man scent
What are the cons of procuring this product?
- It incites an unmistakable urge to wrestle large animals
- It creates a desire to climb tall mountains simply because they exist
- It smells too manly
- Its manly scent causes people to assume you're an astronaut able to answer aerospace queries
What if my current soap isn't manly enough?
Try Old Spice Body Wash
What if I smell like a turtle cage?
Try Old Spice Deodorant
What if I want to slap the smell of America on my face?
Try an Old Spice fragrance in Aftershave or Cologne
What if my armpits sprung a leak?
Try Old Spice Anti-Perspirant
What if I've lost my mansmell?
Try Old Spice Body Spray
