Old Spice Hawkridge Body Spray
When your body flesh is covered in Hawkridge Body Spray, there is nothing for women to do but smell the tingly freedom song of a raptor lullaby and accept that science cannot explain the feeling in their hearts. And unlike the hairspray of a glam metal axman, just one spray of Old Spice Wild Collection Body Spray lasts all day. For a scent experience as rich and complex as a gilded Rube Goldberg machine, try the Hawkridge collection in its entirety: Invisible Solid Anti-Perspirant & Deodorant, Deodorant, Body Wash, and Body Spray.
At A Glance
- 1 spray lasts all day
- For guys with swift minds
- Answer the smell of the wild
For a true olfactory experience, try them together:
Face the musk-scented talons of the entire Hawkridge collection.
Insivible Solid Anti-Perspirant & Deodorant: Invisible odor power
Deodorant: Fights odor all day
Body Wash: Drop-kicks dirt and odor
Body Spray: Turn up your mansmell
Cologne Spray: Smells like freedom
Four ways to answer the smell of the wild
Wolfthorn: In the world of good smellingness, Wolfthorn is the Presidentlord.
Foxcrest: Get ready for the hens to invite you into the coop
Hawkridge: Prepare to be kissed on the beak of man power
Bearglove: The fresh, confident smell that demands respect and then eats it
FAQs
What are the pros of procuring this product?
- It plants a flag of fragrance high atop your man mountain
- It gives heart to the weak, while striking fear into your enemies
- It smells like cobra fangs
- It allows you to mark large geographical areas with your scent and increase your dominion
- It increases your ability to sense other dimensions
- It makes you feel like a delicious meatball sandwich for women
- It makes larger mammals fear you
- It allows you to save small animals using only your man scent
What are the cons of procuring this product?
- It incites an unmistakable urge to wrestle large animals
- It creates a desire to climb tall mountains simply because they exist
- It smells too manly
- Its manly scent causes people to assume you're an astronaut able to answer aerospace queries
What if my current soap isn't manly enough?
Try Old Spice Body Wash
What if I smell like a turtle cage?
Try Old Spice Deodorant
What if I want to slap the smell of America on my face?
Try an Old Spice fragrance in Aftershave or Cologne
What if my armpits sprung a leak?
Try Old Spice Anti-Perspirant
What if I've lost my mansmell?
Try Old Spice Body Spray
