Brave prospector, go not into the mines without first donning thine hauberk! Assembled from gems found in the Pits of Insanity, and forged upon the Gilded Anvil of Ygg-Sorel with Rogmurlon's Flaming Troll-hammer, this doublet shall protect you from foes great and small! (But not lava. Don't fall in the lava. Srs! You'll be sad.)