- ARE YOU TOUGH ENOUGH? - If you're tough enough to wipe with barbed wire, you're tough enough for pretty much anything!
- FIT FOR ANY "PRISON BREAK"! - This novelty toilet paper is two-ply, meaning it can fend off anything!
- NO SMEARING HERE! - Images are printed on every sheet so they won't smear, smudge, or spread. Do your worst!
- THE LAUGHS DON'T STOP! - With 240 sheets of two-ply paper per roll, this is the gift that keeps on giving!
- A GIFT FOR GROSS MOMENTS! - Try not to think too much about how it'll be used while giving it away at your next birthday, white elephant, office, or secret Santa party!
- ARE YOU TOUGH ENOUGH? - If you're tough enough to wipe with barbed wire, you're tough enough for pretty much anything!
- FIT FOR ANY "PRISON BREAK"! - This novelty toilet paper is two-ply, meaning it can fend off anything!
- NO SMEARING HERE! - Images are printed on every sheet so they won't smear, smudge, or spread. Do your worst!
- THE LAUGHS DON'T STOP! - With 240 sheets of two-ply paper per roll, this is the gift that keeps on giving!
- A GIFT FOR GROSS MOMENTS! - Try not to think too much about how it'll be used while giving it away at your next birthday, white elephant, office, or secret Santa party!