Like some weird, macho mad scientist, we took the two most masculine things we could think of (mustaches and bacon) and mixed them into one super product. This carded 4" (10.2 cm) wide mustache with adhesive backing is made ...

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Like some weird, macho mad scientist, we took the two most masculine things we could think of (mustaches and bacon) and mixed them into one super product. This carded 4" (10.2 cm) wide mustache with adhesive backing is made of lifelike synthetic hair and smells like bacon. The perfect thing to wear while woodworking, fishing or internalizing your emotions.

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