TWILIGHT 2 NEW MOON parody (What if Edward Hooked Up With Jacob...?) (TWILIGHT parody);

What if Edward hooked up with Jacob?

How would Bella react? And who would her new "bad boy" be?

A humorous "sequel" take on Twilight's "New Moon"

(6000 words -- short humor)

-- Breaking news, Twilight Fans! -- this highly successful twilight parody is now available in a much bigger book -- "Goodbye Twilight, (The Ultimate Twilight Parody Collection), filled with previously published best-selling parodies, satire, and surreal Twilight Fun, together for the first time in one conveniently priced collectible collected collection! Bella, Edward, cats, zombies, 50 shades of things, and -- for some reason -- Canadians! Yay, Team Parody!

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