• INSIDE GREETING: "Happy Valentine's Day! Happy Valentine's Day!" COVER - "Oh My God! You have a heart-shaped box of chocolates shoved into your rectum!" "What does the card say? What does the card say?"
  • CARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing.
  • USE - The ideal, Funny card for writing Valentine's Day wishes! Card's cover page is printed with a high gloss finish, and the interior pages provide a smooth, flawless writing surface. Ideal for men, women, wife, husband, and friends.
  • SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally).
  • INSIDE GREETING: "Happy Valentine's Day! Happy Valentine's Day!" COVER - "Oh My God! You have a heart-shaped box of chocolates shoved into your rectum!" "What does the card say? What does the card say?"
  • CARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing.
  • USE - The ideal, Funny card for writing Valentine's Day wishes! Card's cover page is printed with a high gloss finish, and the interior pages provide a smooth, flawless writing surface. Ideal for men, women, wife, husband, and friends.
  • SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally).