Johann Sebastian Bach Plush Little Thinker Doll - by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild;

Let's face it Ð only a rare and sensitive individual would covet a Johann Sebastian Bach doll.

We don't expect to sell a billion of them, and McDonaldÕs wonÕt offer them in Happy Meals any time soon. Perhaps one person in a thousand could appreciate this amazing doll Ð and weÕre betting that one person is you, Dear Reader.

The Bach Little Thinker doll is made with an attention to detail worthy of the master himself. He stands about 11 inches tall and wears a baroque period outfit.

As an extra bonus, you'll find a music box built in that plays "Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring" from Cantata BWV 147 Herz und Mund und Tat und Leben.

Yes, we definitely think you're the type of person who would want to own a Johann Sebastian Bach doll. (At least we hope so.)