7926 Five Second Rule Hilarious Birthday Paper Card

NobleWorks' humorous greeting cards have been making people blush since 1980 BC (Before eCards). Our hilarious birthday cards help celebrate - or commiserate - turning another year older, and include a huge selection of LOL birthday greetings for every gender, age and major milestone. All of our funny cards are printed on-demand (and we are very demanding!) in the good ol' US of A on thick, bright, premium recycled paper. Many of our fabulous cards are also available blank to appease one's closeted creative urges, some even come jumbo sized - oh snap, size does matter after all! Our shameful, over-the-top, hilarious holiday designs can be ordered individually, or in sets of 12 - if you know that many folks with a twisted sense of humor. There are merely about 4,500 hilarious cards in the collection, from silly to slightly risque, for a plethora of everyday and seasonal occasions. We offer free first-class USPS shipping from New Jersey (hey, somebody's got to keep them in business!). Dare to laugh!

INSIDE GREETING: "Getting Older Isn't All It's Cracked Up To Be, Is It? Happy Birthday." COVER - Poor bastard, he's hooked on crack!
CARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing.
USE - The perfect, Funny card for writing Birthday wishes! Card's cover page is printed with a high gloss finish, and the interior pages provide a smooth, flawless writing surface. Perfect for men, women, wife, husband, and friends.
SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally). We work to minimize environmental impact!
INSIDE GREETING: "Getting Older Isn't All It's Cracked Up To Be, Is It? Happy Birthday." COVER - Poor bastard, he's hooked on crack!
CARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing.
USE - The perfect, Funny card for writing Birthday wishes! Card's cover page is printed with a high gloss finish, and the interior pages provide a smooth, flawless writing surface. Perfect for men, women, wife, husband, and friends.
SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally). We work to minimize environmental impact!

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