- Which dog always wins the race?
The one with the comfortable lead!
How do angry people tie their shoes?
With a crossbow!
What's big, purple and smells horrible?
A monster's bottom!
What's the best way to buy wallpaper online?
Just cut and paste!
Here at last: the funny jokes that every nine year old needs to know.
A power pack of punchlines that's sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.
They're all in here: the classics, twisted originals, and brand new awesome jokes. It's easy to read with illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, making this a book that kids will love from the very first page.
Give that nine year old the chance to be top dog with the smartest gags around!
Newsflash: Don't miss the brand-new sequel: More Awesome Jokes Every 9 Year Old Should Know!
PS An early edition of this book included a joke that one or two parents considered too rude (see the review if you're curious - photo only visible on Amazon US). You may or may not agree. But since it caused offence, it's now been replaced with a couple of squeaky clean humdingers!
