The Art Teacher is Weird;

Have you seen our new art teacher?

He's strange to say the least

I haven't met him personally

But the other kids call him "Beast"

 

If the rumors are true, he sings and dances around the room and has big horns sticking out of his head.

 

But, come on.  He can't be THAT weird...

 

Can he?

 

From the author of "The Schmillustrator's Coloring Book" comes the 47% true story:  "The Art Teacher is Weird," a new picture book for fans of goofy poetry and oddball illustrations.