I Hate Everyone...Starting with Me;

€œHow do I love thee? Let me count the ways.€
€"Elizabeth Barrett Browning, 1850

 

 

€œHow do I hate thee? How much time do you have?€

€"Joan Rivers, today, about two-ish
Joan Rivers is a groundbreaking, award-winning, internationally renowned entertainment goddess. She€s also opinionated€"especially when it comes to people she hates. Like people who think giving birth is a unique achievement. Or well-adjusted, a.k.a. boring, ex-child stars who don€t even have a decent addiction.

With all of her diverse experiences, it stands to reason that Joan has seen, done, said, and heard a lot of hateful things. Thank god, she took notes.

 

Here€"uncensored and totally uninhibited€"she give the best of her worst to First Ladies, closet cases, hypocrites, Hollywood, feminists, and overrated historical figures. And even when letting herself have it, Joan doesn€t hold back in this honest, unabashedly hilarious love letter to the hater in all of us.