The Onion Presents: Love, Sex, and Other Natural Disasters: Relationship Reporting from America's Finest News Source (Onion Ad Nauseam, 0);

Here are more than one hundred news stories of high-school sweethearts, college hook-ups, dating disasters, weddings, divorces, and restraining orders. From “18-Year-Old Miraculously Finds Soulmate in Hometown” to “Couple Forgets 70th Wedding Anniversary,” these reports capture the heartbreak and hilarity of the human experience.