In Pardon My Spanglish, stand-up comedian Bill Santiago chronicles the quintessentially American alegrÃas of his mother tongue: the quirky, hilariously improvisational fusion of inglés and español spoken by millions (even if they don’t know or admit que están doing it). With crash-course efficiency, cada página de este libro empowers your every step toward Spanglish mastery. How can you not love Spanglish? Twice the vocabulary, half the grammar!
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Readers will learn:
    • The outlaw syntax of Spanglish (as observed by a comedian with no formal training in linguistics whatsoever)
    • Advanced tricks of Spanglish conjugation (“to googleâ€: Yo googleo, tú googleas, nosotros googleamos)
    • The Top 10 Best Things About Being Latino (#6: Guaranteed part in high school production of “West Side Storyâ€)
    • Why “People en Español†should simply be called “Genteâ€
    • Handy corporate Spanglish phrases, including “Feliz hump dayâ€
    • The secret Spanglish agenda of Dora the Explorer
    • ¡And mucho más!
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Full of dead-on observations about immigration paniqueo, “oprima el dos†backlash, and every politically incorrect sentiment in between, Pardon My Spanglish is essential reading for Latinos—and the Latino-curious.