Celebrate a quarter century of stupidity! THE 365 STUPIDEST THINGS EVER SAID is the perennially bestselling calendar for 25 years. Here is a riotous round-up of politicians, entertainers, athletes, and others saying ...

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Celebrate a quarter century of stupidity! THE 365 STUPIDEST THINGS EVER SAID is the perennially bestselling calendar for 25 years. Here is a riotous round-up of politicians, entertainers, athletes, and others saying epically dumb things, collected by Ross and Kathryn Petras. Every day, a new quote to make you laugh out loud and/or facepalm. Not-quite-there expressions: I’m the oldest I’ve ever been, right now.—MMA fighter and UFC Champion Tim Sylvia. Puzzling headlines: MAN PUNCHES HIMSELF, CHARGED WITH ASSAULT —headline, Gallup Independent (New Mexico). Neighborhood watch cluelessness: I want to report either a fox or a werewolf standing on the corner. —actual call to 911
 


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