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Some situations to avoid when preparing for your all-important, finally-I-am-fully-grown thirtieth birthday.
•Having a one-night stand with a colleague from work.
•The rash purchase of luxury items you can't afford.
•Being left by your wife.
•Losing your job.
•Suddenly becoming a single parent.
If you are coming up on thirty, whatever you do, don't do any of that. It will f*** up your whole day.
