You Know You're 40 When...;

Are you almost over the hill? Know someone who is?

Getting older is no fun, but it sure can be funny. How do you know when you€re approaching the big 4-0?

Here are a few clues:

* Comb-overs are starting to make a certain kind of sense.
* A kid you once babysat for is now your lawyer.
* At your checkups, the doctor has begun to ask if you€re still sexually active.
* Midnight seems awfully late.
* You€re more interested in websites that will calculate your Body Mass Index than in Internet porn.
* You receive two phone calls in a single week from people who want to sell you life insurance.

Whether you€ve just found your first gray hair or you€re peering around the corner to your mid-life crisis, You Know You€re 40 When€¦ will tickle your funny bone (while you can still remember where to find it).